1. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via sarahttaylor)

     
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  3. avocavo:

    stunningpicture:

    Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

    i thought u found a fairy wing omg

    (via tarawrr)

     
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  5. nikolaecuza:

    danosaurs-and-philions:

    im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

    I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

    (via lost-moonlight)

     
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  7. sassy-spoon:

    When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda

    image

    (via lukezee)

     
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  9. "I’m used to it"
    — The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via suckingonlarry)

    (via lukezee)

     
  10. fr33kinmatt:

    if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

    (Source: 12-gauge-rage, via randomnised-this)